MUSIC=SEX????

After reading a few articles today, I realized that women do a lot of things not just to torture men, or because we're needy and like to be spoiled. But because we NEED TO HAVE IT! We don't just go to the mall and buy things we don't need because we want to. Our bodies need us to do it. It is a proven fact, that shopping releases endorphins for women and decreases stress. Its a life or death situation. Either we die of stress, or we shop. That's why I shop at least, it keeps me alive. Seriously.. there's nothing like buying a brand new pair of shoes after a long hard day... Its orgasmic.

Which brings me to my next must have.. We don't just ask for chocolates because we want to be spoiled. It actually helps us lose weight and is very healthy. And not that cheap stuff, the real rich dark chocolate, you know, the expensive kind that we always ask for. We need it.  It helps lower our blood pressure when we're having a bad day, which again.. can save our lives. Its life or death people. So during Valentines Day, our birthdays, or even just because you think we're amazing.. We Want Chocolates =)

The last crazy fact I read really threw me for a loop. MUSIC = SEX... Seriously. Music, sex, food, and drugs release the same amount of dopamine in your brain. It is proven that listening to your favorite song, will speed up your heart rate, increase your breathing, and your body temperature goes up similar to having intercourse. In turn dopamine is a neurotransmitter in the brain that is vital for reinforcing behavior that we need in order to survive. 


Forget food and water... Shopping, chocolate, and music are all I need to survive.